zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

gamzeemakarasober:

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

it speaks to me as well :0)

(Source: trixiofthesea)

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

(Source: saraheggi)

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

i’m dying

omg

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

leftbehindtime:

Oh my goodness.

(Source: carlosbaila)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

bowtiesarecool:

moment of silence for the original posts that dont get as many notes as the repost

(Source: ofalltime)